This video is bullshit

Finally, an accurate translation! Fabri fibra, we do not want your johnson.

In Brighton if I wanna know how you're doing, the question and the answer is: Alright mate
If someone's in your face and trouble is brewing, the words you're gonna hear is: Alright mate
If you wanna open bank accounts in London-town, the only thing you gotta say is: Alright mate
If you don't wanna talk cuz you're feeling down, the only thing you gotta say is: Alright mate
In England the girls drink all night long
They give it up the first date man you can't go wrong
They put their clothes on when you finish the game
They don't even mind takin the walk of shame
Over in England life goes much faster
Smokin weed is a pleasure; less puffers, more passers
And when you smoke this shit, it makes you lose your voice
Quando fumi questa merda, man you lose your voice

SAY WHAT
Big Fish, do you speak English?
Fabri Hibbron, do you speak English?
I'm askin you son, do you speak English, do you speak English, WHOA
I wanna go in Inghilterra, Inghilterra, Inghilterra, etc.

In England you're broke and they give you welfare
In Italy you're broke, well life can be unfair
If you're gay and you're in Italy, don't let people know
If you're in England, they'll promote you to CEO
Fibra thinks in England there's no IVA, but I've paid it in England, so suck it Fibra
In Italy the girls have skin like silk, but British girls drink Vodka like I drink milk
and they bonk you in the bathroom while you're taking a pee,
with her drunk friend puking up her crumpets and tea
Over in England, disco's swingin, rap is swinging, hip-hop is swinging,
the snatch is singin and my ears are ringing, the girls all want my johnson so that's what I'm bringin
Who is number one? a bullet for my gun, like duran duran we're hip-hop hooligans raga

Big Fish, do you speak English?
Fabri Hibbron, do you speak English?
I'm askin you son, do you speak English, do you speak English, WHOA
I wanna go in Inghilterra, Inghilterra, Inghilterra, etc.

Enjoy the silence
BOOM. And just like that I'm bidding you adieu
Cuz people here only talk about how they screw
Although they barely ever hit it, and that's true
The girls in England want it so bad they'll wait in a queue
No stressing, and no guessing, the girls are easy so there's plenty of undressing
While girls in Italy are still just obsessing
And in Britian if you take a closer look at the street,
You'll notice that the hookers aren't walking the beat
They got'em if you want 'em if you know where to look
But in Italy they keep 'em in a jail with the crooks
In England your dreams'll never be denied
I know the grass is greener on the other side
Cuz in England white rappers don't get treated like they're wack
In England I'd have won a VMA and that's a fact

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